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WHAT?! [Feb. 14th, 2005|08:20 am]
I think I have a special Valentine's fuck in store for me from Laurie.

Unless she gained a pound or whatever.

Alan blows. I'm happy he's so miserable. HAHA. Pathetic LOSER.
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LIBERALS CAN SUCK MY BALLS [Feb. 9th, 2005|08:22 am]
[mood |angryangry]
[music |My good friend Rush]

Laurie is so good in bed.

I hope Ann is doing well LOSING WEIGHT.

And dammit Alan! I want a fucking foot massage RIGHT NOW or I will kill everyone you love!!!!!

This has been a rough year so far......

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WOOHOO [Jan. 23rd, 2005|10:54 pm]
[mood |contentcontent]
[music |Listening to Rush!]

I love President Bush, I love President Bush, boy do I LOVE PRESIDENT BUSH.
Wait, not in a fag way.
He's just so fucking awesome. So I'm walking to my apartment the other day (I had a bagel at this neo-liberal joint for lunch, long story, don't ask...) and I was really pissed off (as if!) so I walk past this gun shop and decide to go in. Let me tell you, everyone in there was really cool and liked me, PEOPLE IN NEW YORK CITY LIKED ME! People usually don't, so I usually beat their faces into pulp, but these people were OK. Anyways, so we're talking and guess what I buy?
AN AK-47!!!!!
And it finally was cleared and all yesterday and I've got it. I keep walking around my apartment with it slung across my back because it makes me feel important. And when I'm alone I like to dodge around corners and stuff. Dammit, I'm awesome. On a lower note, this one time I had cartwheeled over the couch and the gun accidently went off...lucky the dog had left, heh.
And the whole inauguration was just a blast, I've never had so many drunk conservative women hit on me that did at all the balls that night. I took full advantage of their intoxication, as if I'd let that go to waste.
Alan's shut up a bit too, knows I'm right about everything.
Plus I have a gun now! HEHEHE yay.
And I haven't talked to Ann since the whole alan/mistletoe fiasco. What a fucking bitch.
Stupid whore. I hate her.
She could drop five pounds, too.
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!@#$% [Jan. 6th, 2005|08:01 am]
[mood |angrylivid]
[music |Listening to my radio show....]

I swear to God, I am getting Alan the hell out of my studio. I'm so sick of that liberal scum.
So he thinks he can get some. He thinks he can cash in on Ann's sex drive. He thinks he can take advantage of her the way I do.
Fuck him.
Ann will NEVER go for him because he's a stupid piece of shit and he's too mentally retarted to ever get the girl. I win, like I always do.
I swear to God, when he gets out of the hospital, that bastard is getting fired. I swear, I hold enough power in Fox News to get that asshole the hell out of there.
Then who would replace him? I guess firing him would be bad for me, because I might then get a liberal who's actually a good debater. I might actually have to WORK for the show....
Well, screw that.
So Alan won't be fired. But I'll make his life a living hell. I'll double my efforts to break him, break his spirit (and maybe break another arm?) and finally get him to crack down. Someday, my friends, Alan Colmes will be in an asylum because of me. He will finally be driven to insanity because he couldn't handle my success, fame and glory.
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CONSERVATIVE KICK MAJOR ASS!!! [Nov. 22nd, 2004|07:58 am]
[mood |grumpygrumpy]
[music |My Radio Show]

Haha we're still so cool.
I love all the liberals trying to pin Bush winning the election on the voting machines and other things like that. GUESS WHAT LIBERALS? WE JUST APPEAL TO MORE PEOPLE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The Christians LOVE us!
Anyways, I've put on 20 pounds. I was really pissed for a while, but I think I'm just going to take to using my "punching bag" Alan again. I haven't taken the liberty of beating him up for a week or two, mainly because Ann yelled at me because she didn't like seeing me all violent, soaking in Alan's blood...but she's just a bitch/whore, so she can deal. Or I'll withhold. HAHA ANN, NO SEX FOR YOU UNLESS YOU LET ME BEAT UP ALAN!!!!
Yeah, that'll get her.
So I heard Alan made a list of things he's thankful for...so why not? What the hell am I thankful for?
-My insufferable good looks
-My charm
-How good I am in bed
-Getting a wimpy-ass liberal to do the show with me, so I win every argument
-Ann's blowjobs.
-Taking the liberty of banging Ann...over and over and over...
and last, but CERTAINLY not least...
I'll tell you a few things I'm not thankful for...a MEXICAN replacing Ashcroft. Really, what the hell? And that black woman...well, she's kinda hot, I'd bang her.
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I'M AMAZING!!!!!!!! [Nov. 10th, 2004|09:32 pm]
[mood |accomplishedaccomplished]
[music |Watching Bill OReilly]

Alan, you are SCUM. All liberals are scum. I hate you, fucking liberals.
BUT WE WON. It's funny, because I made Alan admit that I was right about EVERYTHING on air! I made this prediction in 2002, bitches, and we now control EVERYTHING.
We get to do whatever we want now. On a sadder note, Ashcroft is leaving and some Latino moron is taking his place. I'm sure he'll never be as fucking awesome as Ashcroft was. What a great Attorney General. Really. He did SUCH A GOOD JOB protecting our nation from terrorists and liberals. Why don't you go try to check out a book from the library by Michael Moore? HAHA YOU GOT TRACKED. I WIN. WE ALWAYS WIN, BECAUSE WE'RE BETTER.
I'm so happy. I can't beleive how amazing life is. Ann has gotten even better in this past week, I guess because she's really excited and enthusiastic and all. She's gotten better with the blow jobs too.
She had better get her ass over here right now. I'm kinda horny. Well, her or Alan. I mean, what? SHUT UP! I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!!!!
Dear God. I hate your hippie mentality and perverse fantasies, liberals. I hope you all die.
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I'M AWESOME! [Oct. 24th, 2004|05:52 pm]
[mood |naughtynaughty]
[music |Watching clips of ME]

DUDE, look how much ASS I KICKED in this interview with some liberal bitch from Louisiana.

Dubya '04, ya'll.

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fucking kids [Oct. 11th, 2004|07:26 pm]
[mood |irateirate]
[music |C-SPAN Book TV]

All I have to say is thank fucking god I didn't have to break up with Ann. Her blow jobs are too good.
-Sean Hannity
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HAHHAHAHAHAH EVERYONE LOVES ME [Oct. 10th, 2004|06:40 pm]
[mood |amusedamused]
[music |Watching Fox News]

Really, what a dumbass.
So I had a date with Ann last night. She says she's pregnant. I think I'm gonna dump her. I don't want kids, what a hassle.
Sean Hannity
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Haha I always win. [Sep. 27th, 2004|10:15 pm]
[mood |bitchybitchy]
[music |C-SPAN 2]

Really, I completely amaze myself I'm so wonderful.

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